i-will-call-you-sir: If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it’s gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus. ~Jack Handy

i-will-call-you-sir: If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it’s gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus. ~Jack Handy

tags: A gentleman's fantasies,

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